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spark joy and blow a fuse
So, Marie Kondo.
I just found out about her.
I hate her.
No, not really. I like her. She took her fucking crazy level OCD and turned it into an asset by building an an empire out of it. Good for her.
Actually, I hate all the women in this country that worship her. Yeah, you entitled white suburban bitch. You have way too much stuff, and still you're not happy.
You think getting rid of all the shit you didn't need in the first place is going to 'spark joy' in you?
You're just emptying more space to fill up with more shit later on.
And you fucking know it.
But you'll always be empty inside.
And you fucking know that too.
And fuck, why are there a million youtube videos of skinny cunts out there cleaning their bathroom in the Konmari method? And they have like 700+ likes???
I don't give a shit where you bought your drawer dividers. I made mine out of cardboard boxes, shit for brains!
And if you have 4 drawers full of make up, you probably also have cancer.
And PLEASE, stop buying cleaner based on how it SMELLS!!!!! Buy something that actually disinfects. Like 6% cleaning vinegar. Hydrogen Peroxide. And then burn a stick of incense or diffuse some essential oil, if you don't like how clean really smells.
These "Konmari" groupies are why this country needs to get carpet bombed.
Praying for the end of the world never seemed so right.
9:21 PM - Thursday, Feb. 14, 2019
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