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Bauer
Appearance is everything. Keep your yard trimmed so you don't piss off your neighbors. Flowers go here. Grass goes there. Separate everything with a strip of plastic or a wall of stone.
Keep your hair a reasonable length if you want a decent job. Unless you are a woman. Then, if you shave your head you must be a dyke, not just living without air conditioning. Keep your pussy and arm pits shaved so you look like an 11 year old and then wonder why 45 year old boys rape little girls.
People's lawns are reflections of themselves. Proper. Up-kept. Totally superficial with no real substance. Keep the weeds out. Most of those weeds will help cure your headache, wasp sting, PMS, impotence. But that's not the AmeriKan way, so fuck it. Ignorance is bliss and 26 per cent of AmeriKans have cancer.
Destroy. Ruin. Rape. Pillage. Keep the grass neon ultra green. Even if it means spraying your roses with the same chemicals you use on your ragweed. You think a chemical can differentiate between the two? It is single minded. It kills, kills. kills. You think your god gives a shit about you, when you don't give a shit about anyone else, even (or especially) yourself?
Oh, "the neighbors keep their yard so neatly trimmed". And we don't. They will probably get anal cancer cuz they are so fucking uptight. We are footloose and fancy free and even though I have an anxiety disorder I am still less uptight than you suburban muthafucks.
Dot. Dot. Dot.
I keep imagining the paint in the garage that I am saving for the dump to dispose of properly will ignite in these hot conditions, spark the brush in the adjoining garage and the whole thing will go up in flames.
If it burns to the ground I will take the insurance money, build a greenhouse and grow the sweet baby Jesus of all Minnesota greenhouse herb.
Oya. Oya. Oh. Fucking. Yeah.
6:38 PM - Monday, Jul. 02, 2012
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